From the wildly popular Comedy Channel television show, South Park, comes this licensed Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, costume for adults that includes an inflatable jumpsuit and battery pack.
Batteries not included, but sold separately.
Great group costume. Hang out with Stan, Kenny, Cartman and Kyle.
We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns.
Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
